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You know your a maori when

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You know you're a maori when...
You go the senior ball with your cousin
A nice restaurant is an "all you can eat" place
A sleeve is a form of tissue for your nose
You have to do dishes 3 times a day
Boil up is your preferred healthy food choice
Breakfast is the boil up from the night before
You organise a get together at 2o'clock and everyone arrives at 5o'clock
You can sprint barefoot on sharp rocks
You visit cuzzies, and someones wearing the clothes you left behind last time you were there.
You undies are on the clothesline but you know you haven't been wearing them.
You and your cousins sit around and dis everyone who walks past
You give the longest shouts outs on the radio
You have 6 people in the back of a 2 door sports car
In a photo, someones pulling some kind of gang related hand signal
You know all the words to ten guitars
You see someone wearing shoes that went missing at the marae
You go to school to eat the other kids lunch
You go to school to watch the teacher teach the other kids
Bullrush is your favourite sport
You think your tribe is the best in the world
Your dad cuts your hair, gets hoha and finishes the rest the next day after school.
Hello and goodbye are both said by raising your eyebrows
Your jandals and gumboots are your running shoes, your workboots and you flippers and your going out shoes.
You run to do bombs at the public pools where the signs says no running no bombing.
Brushing your hair....is just putting on a beanie
You start driving, smoking and drinking when you are form 1
You cant speak maori but are fluent when your drunk
You laugh at everyone who cant sing
You laugh at everyone who cant dance
You go to a party and a couple of your relatives are sleeping on the table
You go to the party 3 days later and its still going
And finally you'll definitely know your maori if you've read this to the bitter end because maori's don't like to miss out on anything.


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25-10-2007 07:45 PM
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RE: You know your a maori when

-You get a hiding with a jandal/gumboot/chord/spoon
-Your mum cuts your hair cos you keep getting kutu's.
-Your at a party, and your aunty turns the stereo off then starts playing the guitar.
-You get ur pakeha partner to go rent the flat
-you get a hiding from your dad for getting a hiding from the school bully... "You should have SMASHED him Son!!!"
...when rotten foods are a delicacy
• The whanau hangi rocks, sacks and baskets get passed down to you
• You go diving with one flipper, a broken snorkel and no goggles
• You’re sent to pick watercress for the tangi at 3 o’clock in the morning, you go the watercress patch at 3.30 am and the marae down the road have already beaten you to it
*Always walking around with your hand out wanting something for nothing



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25-10-2007 08:04 PM
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RE: You know your a maori when

alright so me and my mates play this game called

"SpoonaKoon"

Basically go buy heaps of teaspoons then you and your mates drive around and when you see a whole bunch of koons one of you throws the spoon if you hit a koon you can drive off but if you miss the koon you have to get out of the car and pick it up really fun should try it sometime

25-10-2007 08:39 PM
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RE: You know your a maori when

wtf!!!


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boxburger (498 ) 9:43 am, 27 Nov
25-10-2007 08:48 PM
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RE: You know your a maori when

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